| madonna is a cape for the very first time. |
[Feb. 1st, 2010|11:19 pm] |
I guess this is totally a better late than never thing but I thought you all should know: I've changed faculties. Yep, I'm a Cape now, everyone! Isn't that super? And yeah, that's a RHETORICAL question.
Anyway, moving on! The new term starts tomorrow. All I have to say about THAT is:
GOOOO NA CLASS OF 2011!!! |
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| madonna misses the giant for the very first time. |
[Jan. 15th, 2010|02:06 am] |
COLE FUDGING JONES
I like, KNOW that you're off being weirdly noble and FULFILLING YOUR FAVOR to the PARKER IDIOTS but I mean, we could REALLY USE YOUR HELP HERE so can you just like, knock them out with that gargantuan fist of yours and PLEASE come back? |
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| o12. madonna is freaking out for the very first time. |
[Jan. 4th, 2010|11:58 pm] |
[After this comment, the entry was filtered to BILLY, ERIK, JOHNNY, MARCUS, QUEENIE, ALLEGRA, HEATHER, AND KAT]
Oh my GOSH I always DID KNOW that Caleb Jones was a total idiotic freak. HELLO, LEAGUERS, HELLO JANELLE, WHERE THE HILT IS THE OFF-BUTTON ON THIS GIANT OF YOURS |
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| 011. madonna feels like a literal bitch for the very first time. |
[Jan. 3rd, 2010|05:52 pm] |
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This COLLAR so does not MESH with the rest of my outfit. AND I CAN'T FUDGING GET IT OFF! :[ Is anyone else having the same issue?? |
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| o10. madonna is a heavenly messenger for the very first time. |
[Dec. 10th, 2009|04:18 pm] |
It's nearly Christmas time, and would you believe it, I have YET to buy presents. Thank gosh it's almost the weekend, right? Who wants to make a quick (or not so quick, lol, let's be serious!) trip to the mainland tomorrow?! I mean, how CAN you resist the mall's jolly holly Christmas decor and music, it's only the best thing ever!
PRIVATE TO DANTE
Oh, sweetheart. You didn't think your little dealings would go overlooked by Him, did you? We're SO not happy about this. Be on the lookout for a BLINDINGLY holy reprisal. xoxo
PRIVATE TO CLAIRE
That contract should be flashing in tonight. Pay PARTICULAR attention to Article III, Clause xi, Section C. If you have ANY questions, sweetie, feel free to ask.
PRIVATE TO ERIK
How are you holding up? You know I don't bake cookies, but great big warm hugs, THOSE I can give. :] |
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| oo9. madonna is knighted for the very first time. |
[Nov. 30th, 2009|10:54 pm] |
That is SO not normal mistletoe behavior. |
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| oo8. madonna is hacked for the very first time. |
[Nov. 18th, 2009|01:11 pm] |
Oh my GOSH. If I sent you a message on FS, IT WASN'T ME. SO sorry if I sent you an untoward advance, sweethearts! You know I'm SO not the type. :[
P.S. God is watching, hacker. And you'll totally get your comeuppance. |
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| oo7. madonna is cursing for the very first time. |
[Nov. 1st, 2009|04:59 pm] |
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE FUCKING SCALES
Edited two seconds later.
Oh my god, why can I curse? |
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| oo6. madonna is bored for the very first time. |
[Oct. 10th, 2009|06:21 pm] |
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As important as schoolwork is, I SERIOUSLY need a distraction from the PILES of it I already have. Movie and dinner out on the mainland, who wants to come with? :] |
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| oo5. madonna freaks out for the very first time. |
[Aug. 30th, 2009|07:47 pm] |
PRIVATE TO JUSTIN CAINNE
JUSTIN HAROLD CAINNE WHERE THE FLIPPING FUDGE ARE YOU
PRIVATE TO BRENT BADD
WE ARE NOT LETTING JUSTIN CAINNE START THE GOSH DARN APOCALYPSE, DO YOU HEAR ME, BRENT BADD? WHERE THE FLIP ARE YOU? THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR UNHOLIER THAN THOU BUSINESS! |
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| oo3. madonna roadtrip plans for the very first time. |
[Aug. 26th, 2009|08:39 pm] |
I don't see why everyone is like, SO stressed out! Exams aren't that big a deal, sweethearts! You'll ALL do fine. :]
PRIVATE TO ERIK
OKAY, so! First order of business is -- HOW many kids are going?? Because I'm looking at websites, and the one we take really depends on the number of people tagging along.
P.S. Do you know if Clydey has a girlfriend in Ctown? His FS doesn't say.
PRIVATE TO BRENT
Hi, sweetie! Metatron told me to pass on a little message to you, so YOU can hop along and pass it onto, you know, that POOR wayward soul with the horrendous horns. ANYWAY, here's the deal, Brenty: The Batman franchise is our turf, remember? You just stick that MEGAN FOX of yours in like, Sun City 2, please! :] |
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| oo2. madonna plays matchmaker for the very first time. |
[Aug. 19th, 2009|02:53 pm] |
You know what time it is? Well, other than formal-preparation time? It's time to form STUDY GROUPS, duh! This semester, I'm taking WHII, ATT, PS:USFG, ISR, H&H, and of COURSE, PD! Now, who wants to study together in the lib? I totally can't bake at all but I'm SO not opposed to BUYING some muffins at the convenience store and bringing them along! :]
PRIVATE TO JANELLE, QUEENIE, ALLEGRA, ODIE, CASEY, KATE, ELLIE, HEATHER, JENNY, KATRINA, AMY, LIV
Hi sweeties! SO the dance is like, only a week and a FEW days away! Oh my gosh, so exciting!! I know that some of you have dates, but this is MOSTLY for those of you that don't! I have this friend (you girlies totally know him, he's Lancey's brother!) who is like, in DIRE need of a girl to go with. Seriously, the poor thing is just MOPING around because he has NO ONE to go with! And I was thinking, because you're all just the BEST girls I know, one of you would be interested!
He's a GREAT conversationalist and I KNOW that We don't advocate this sort of thing, but I have to say, he's got the cheekbones of a Greek g Brad Pitt. Seriously, he is SUCH a catch. You know you want in! Let me know, please? I'll TOTALLY orchestrate it so it's subtle -- sweeties, you KNOW how good I am at that sort of thing.
PRIVATE TO ERIK
You have NOT texted. You had BETTER be okay. :[ |
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| oo1. madonna is unimpressed for the very first time. |
[Aug. 4th, 2009|11:40 am] |
Are you WATCHING this? He11foes Place was on Channel 4 (Tatiana Tribulations just found out Dr. Devious’s baby wasn’t hers, fyi) and now they’ve interrupted it with coverage on CITY HALL and oh my godsh! Mass chaos? Murder? I mean, WE do not advocate this sort of thing, sweethearts. See: the 10 commandments, thank you!
And staking claim by hoisting a flag of the League right outside? I REALLY wasn’t aware that City Hall was now the moon. One small step for man, one large step for eaglekind? HellO, if that isn’t so 1960s – well, I don’t know what is! And WE definitely don’t advocate the 1960s. Oh, aside from the civil rights movement, which will always be very now. |
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